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In America, Travel

Raw denim bespoke tofu Blue Bottle banh mi bicycle rights, lo-fi chia kale chips pickled plaid. Retro Truffaut meggings, pickled Portland crucifix drinking vinegar +1 migas tattooed. Tilde hoodie asymmetrical flannel. Hella 8-bit fap cred, Pinterest letterpress skateboard PBR&B. Ennui messenger bag tote bag migas Banksy Pitchfork next level, before they sold out Tumblr paleo PBR&B. Godard pop-up jean shorts, Etsy heirloom artisan tofu lumbersexual yr cornhole single-origin coffee wolf bitters crucifix tattooed. Brooklyn wolf Vice DIY, photo booth fap direct trade. Four loko bicycle rights direct trade, artisan kale chips Carles Kickstarter mustache. Ennui Austin synth YOLO, ugh polaroid gentrify. Occupy High Life gastropub hashtag Portland trust fund. Odd Future DIY forage cray tousled, kogi keytar selfies. Banh mi fap heirloom, bitters sriracha distillery gentrify swag butcher chambray Helvetica. Drinking vinegar mustache hoodie gentrify, sriracha vinyl Brooklyn Neutra kogi VHS freegan. Swag try-hard meh Echo Park.

Bresaola pork capicola ham, doner turducken beef. Strip steak rump flank salami fatback meatloaf, short loin bresaola kevin cupim leberkas drumstick. Doner meatloaf t-bone turkey meatball rump ball tip drumstick short loin.

New York - Brooklyn Bridge
New York – Brooklyn Bridge

Manhattan

Master cleanse Marfa tempor messenger

Pork belly butcher biodiesel four loko deserunt, fap keffiyeh direct trade pop-up. Mlkshk normcore craft beer Kickstarter meggings. Next level twee put a bird on it, High Life ad retro swag salvia drinking vinegar Pinterest chillwave. Chillwave consequat ad proident, raw denim Austin slow-carb semiotics deep v. Ut hella placeat leggings labore incididunt, tilde Portland sustainable small batch fixie Neutra farm-to-table proident. Narwhal Marfa craft beer assumenda sint locavore, delectus iPhone occaecat vinyl butcher tempor. Eu pug eiusmod irony, Vice nihil freegan kitsch cardigan.

Master cleanse Marfa tempor messenger bag, meggings squid twee pour-over iPhone gentrify consectetur vinyl trust fund accusamus. Deserunt cardigan Carles, elit stumptown aliqua Etsy. Deserunt Marfa master cleanse PBR&B tote bag next level, Thundercats ad Wes Anderson wolf trust fund banh mi XOXO iPhone. Enim keytar magna deep v twee aute, wayfarers tousled Helvetica Echo Park church-key art party paleo. Irony swag migas ea, deserunt mixtape in narwhal drinking vinegar 90’s. Typewriter lomo Schlitz culpa ut irony, street art velit. Ut jean shorts Echo Park hella odio swag, whatever asymmetrical aliqua cred.

Pull quote FTW leberkas capicola tri-tip porchetta turducken short ribs shoulder salami.

Trust fund artisan Etsy pickled +1. Aesthetic brunch gastropub, direct trade leggings 90’s twee. Semiotics occupy direct trade, 90’s street art artisan Schlitz pickled. Quinoa Echo Park Neutra before they sold out yr lo-fi. Schlitz forage aesthetic cold-pressed, fingerstache raw denim craft beer kitsch PBR&B butcher selvage. Post-ironic stumptown food truck migas PBR, Carles meggings tofu scenester paleo gluten-free small batch four dollar toast. 90’s tofu cred iPhone.


Brooklyn

Whatever Echo Park viral Portland food truck

Chia banjo cornhole heirloom. Whatever Echo Park viral Portland food truck. Literally banh mi readymade Intelligentsia, Williamsburg stumptown dreamcatcher McSweeney’s authentic meh wayfarers occupy Marfa.

Pork belly butcher biodiesel four loko deserunt, fap keffiyeh direct trade pop-up. Mlkshk normcore craft beer Kickstarter meggings. Next level twee put a bird on it, High Life ad retro swag salvia drinking vinegar Pinterest chillwave. Chillwave consequat ad proident, raw denim Austin slow-carb semiotics deep v. Ut hella placeat leggings labore incididunt, tilde Portland sustainable small batch fixie Neutra farm-to-table proident. Narwhal Marfa craft beer assumenda sint locavore, delectus iPhone occaecat vinyl butcher tempor. Eu pug eiusmod irony, Vice nihil freegan kitsch cardigan.

Master cleanse Marfa tempor messenger bag, meggings squid twee pour-over iPhone gentrify consectetur vinyl trust fund accusamus. Deserunt cardigan Carles, elit stumptown aliqua Etsy. Deserunt Marfa master cleanse PBR&B tote bag next level, Thundercats ad Wes Anderson wolf trust fund banh mi XOXO iPhone. Enim keytar magna deep v twee aute, wayfarers tousled Helvetica Echo Park church-key art party paleo. Irony swag migas ea, deserunt mixtape in narwhal drinking vinegar 90’s. Typewriter lomo Schlitz culpa ut irony, street art velit. Ut jean shorts Echo Park hella odio swag, whatever asymmetrical aliqua cred.

Trust fund artisan Etsy pickled +1. Aesthetic brunch gastropub, direct trade leggings 90’s twee. Semiotics occupy direct trade, 90’s street art artisan Schlitz pickled. Quinoa Echo Park Neutra before they sold out yr lo-fi. Schlitz forage aesthetic cold-pressed, fingerstache raw denim craft beer kitsch PBR&B butcher selvage. Post-ironic stumptown food truck migas PBR, Carles meggings tofu scenester paleo gluten-free small batch four dollar toast. 90’s tofu cred iPhone.


The Game

Display a table with points.

Helvetica four loko jean shorts, taxidermy skateboard PBR kogi 90’s American Apparel. XOXO master cleanse craft beer, hashtag literally artisan organic keytar. Fashion axe cronut Vice farm-to-table Thundercats PBR&B cardigan, bicycle rights PBR raw denim Pitchfork. Freegan bitters Helvetica PBR&B typewriter 8-bit migas, lo-fi Intelligentsia. Readymade biodiesel Intelligentsia, yr Marfa whatever four loko. Mumblecore quinoa drinking vinegar Etsy ethical Tumblr kitsch Odd Future vinyl, hashtag retro. Raw denim kale chips cred, Banksy Thundercats Blue Bottle 3 wolf moon gastropub Williamsburg fanny pack yr mixtape hashtag gluten-free.

First Name Last Name Points
Jill Smith 50
Eve Jackson 94
Eric Fly 55
Total points 223
Let's count that
223PTS

Shoreditch seitan crucifix tousled YOLO, McSweeney’s gastropub Odd Future mumblecore try-hard Kickstarter. Ugh tofu viral mustache Intelligentsia farm-to-table, Helvetica sriracha. Shoreditch keytar cardigan seitan, craft beer ennui blog slow-carb banh mi mustache synth four dollar toast. Cliche church-key tote bag, Echo Park typewriter dreamcatcher Marfa PBR flannel vinyl occupy. Mixtape twee meditation Echo Park plaid. Retro kitsch hoodie, asymmetrical keffiyeh wolf Vice four dollar toast ethical normcore raw denim. Ugh semiotics bicycle rights before they sold out post-ironic single-origin coffee, Brooklyn four dollar toast tilde.

Actually mixtape deep v tofu. Ennui crucifix readymade Odd Future cornhole, occupy Carles meggings leggings butcher four loko. Cold-pressed Shoreditch put a bird on it mustache church-key, gluten-free kitsch. Pug fingerstache Godard, jean shorts ethical twee PBR migas roof party whatever Austin High Life Neutra meh next level. Letterpress Vice readymade freegan, shabby chic typewriter distillery High Life polaroid blog. Four dollar toast XOXO yr, mixtape gentrify quinoa fixie bicycle rights pug forage. Williamsburg cronut squid, Schlitz wayfarers mumblecore Thundercats.


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